work

a worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. this is the reason it’s much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing – the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. it is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork…others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little compet-tion out of it with fellow colleagues.
you are here to work, not to have fun!
a place where people have to go everyday to get paid. also known as “h-ll”.
i don’t want to go to work today!
refers to a supply of contraband to be sold for profit. distinguished from “stash” or “personal”, in that “work” is usually only sold and often consists of a lower quality product.
“its rainy days if we don’t move all our work”
– lil’ flip
1. having s-x with a fellow employee.

2. downloading m-ssive amounts of p-rn.
1. sorry honey, i have to work late tonight.

2. sorry honey, i have to work late tonight.
crack cocaine; used by persons addicted to crack to check with the local dope man to see if he has any.
where dat work at family? i need ta blast n-gg-….
work is a drug
it could be crack or cocaine
i’m bout 2 go sel dis work real fast i b back.
(n) a form of torture developed by stupid people who have nothing better to do in their lives. they take no interest in anything else other than “getting the project in on time.”

(v) to partake in this torture.
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

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