Work Dump
going to use the bathroom at your job solely because you need to check text messages and d-ck around on your phone.
guy “yo did jamie text you back about this weekend?’
guy2 ” i dont know yet, im going to take a work dump in a sec, i’ll let you know in about 10″
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