work from home
tell your boss your working from home but you actually do a bunch of personal stuff like online gaming with the other it folks who are “working” from home.
early morning email from -ssociate to boss: “i will be working from home today so i can wait for an expected delivery.”
needing to cr-p in the morning before getting to work. meaning you don’t get paid for it.
andy: hay man i can’t belive it, i had to work from home again today.
al: ha ha
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