work impotence
a feeling of powerlessness resulting from a lack of interaction and involvement in the work place.
employee 1: “how’s your proposal coming along?”
employee 2: “no idea, i sent it to the partner 4 days ago and he is ignoring my emails and voicemails and isn’t around the office. feeling the onset of work impotence”
manager: “have you gathered everyone’s feedback and comments from our presentation?”
employee: “i’ve sent emails, and left voicemails, but no replies yet.”
manager: “ummm, i think you’ve become work impotent.”
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