workaholic slackers
an individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working
kantaloupe and slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. they downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review -ssignments
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