working from home
appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower
not dan – “i’m just working from home today boss”
dan’s boss – “no worries mate”
not dan – -stands b-tt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle-
a euphemism popular in the corporate world, signifying a person who spends the day furiously masturbating, pausing only occasionally to answer emails as quickly as possible to convince colleagues he/she is in fact hard at work on company matters.
email autoreply:
‘i’m working from home today, please direct any queries/calls to my colleagues. and don’t call my mobile, i might be on the vinegar strokes then…’
what to do if a single snowflake falls out of the sky. (src: the valve employee handbook)
gabe: why aren’t you in the office today?
mark: i’m working from home – a single snowflake fell out of the sky.
gabe: right. carry on then.
working it at your house instead of the office.
presidents thomas j and kennedy were working from home most of the time.
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