Working Man’s Wedding Proposal
occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. the wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or vfw/bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
man 1: what’s wrong?
man 2: the girlfriend gave me a working man’s wedding proposal last night. i gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
man 1: d-mn, that sucks.
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