working off
1. the act of pretending to work while at work. 2. any and all actions conducted at work to get out of actually working.
dude 1: quit surfing p-rn at work and finish the spreadsheets!
dude 2: i’m not!
dude 1: you have been workingoff for the past two weeks!
whacking or jerking off to the point of aerobic exercise.
i’m all sweaty because i just spent an hour working off.
when you do work just to satisfy yourself.
“hey tim, what are you doing on this incredible, beautiful sat-rday morning?”
“oh, i’ll be working off. i love to work!”
the act of jacking off at your place of work.
hey steve, will you cover me for a minute? i have to go work off real quick.
i’ll be out in a minute. i’m working off.
combination the the terms jerking off and working out to describe the act of using a shake weight to exercise
bob prefers working off alone in his room to avoid judgement from his family
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