Working on the boat


working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, “he was working on the boat”. eventually we got so bothered by his “working on the boat” that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. however he didn’t exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. thus he was “working on the boat”.
person 1: hey were going over to my house, want to come?
person 2: sorry, i gotta work on the boat.

person 1: where were you man?
person 2: sorry, i was at my house working on the boat.

Read Also:

  • work laundry

    the personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. people who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate. jean: man, supervisor james is a f-cking crack-head i swear…he acts like one… marlow: man why you spreading james […]

  • Worldo

    the future world currency. poor kid. his father makes only 800,000 worldos a year. they can barely afford kraft dinner. worldo can mean anything and can be used as a noun and other things…you can use variations of it such as “world” or “worldy” as a verb or an adjective….n-body knows exactly what worldo means. […]

  • WoW Nerd

    a normal day for a wow nerd involves 8 to 20 hours of game play in world of warcraft. many of these people do not have jobs and live in their mother’s bas-m-nt. if they are not playing world of warcraft they are sleeping. a typical player will sleep an average of 12 hours. because […]

  • wozing

    that act of playing war of zhul which is a special content release by rampid gaming for their game outwar. i need an excuse for my gf tonight as to why i cant come over (football isnt gonna work) you got any ideas? just tell her you were wozing.

  • wrasiling

    the way douchebags spell wrestling matt: i have a wrasiling match next week! mia: its spelled wrestling matt. go read a book. matt: no its wrasiling!!!! mary hall: then your a douchebag. go wash your shortzz.


Disclaimer: Working on the boat definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.