workle jerk
the pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. while this activity may be billed as a “team building” experience, it’s true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire hr staff.
jen: “hey dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?”
dan: “it’s mandatory. i hate these workle jerks.”
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