Workout Boner


(n.) visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
it’s unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout b-n-r for fitness.

i have such a workout b-n-r for qdoba right now.

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