workstache
noun: a mustache that is grown to an excessive length because you don’t have any free time to shave that sucker off due to a large amount of stress, obligations, or work.
alton: dude, what’s that cat doing on your face?
brian: chill yo, that’s my workstache!
brian: oh my gosh, i’m so stressed out! i have so much work to do and not enough time to do it! at least afterwards i’ll be more like chuck norris.
alton: dude, your workstache is gunna be awesome. i wish i had one!
brian: nah man, you’re not capable of growing one of these babies, you sleep too much for that!
alton: aw shucks! i’m so jealous!
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