World Cup Widow
a women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.
the world cup widow’s husband wouldn’t talk to her because he was busy watching switzerland play honduras.
during the world cup, when men all over the uk sit and drink cheap lager in front of the tv with their mates, their girlfriends and wives h-t the pubs, bars and clubs and get w-nkered to escape the stupidity.
“world cup widows” is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a f-ck in the toilet.
steve: “hey jake, you want to go and play world cup widows in town tonight? smash some back doors in?”
jake: “no you stupid c-nt, i’m gay.”
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