world of warcraft

a good fun alternative to life.
s-x, career, friends, money and power. all
of these things are just distractions trying to pull you away from world of warcraft

new world of warcraft feature… parental control

tiiight.
crack, in cd-rom form.
world of warcraft player: listen, man, i’ll do anything, anything for just one more month of play! i’m serious, man, here, take my sister, take my p-n-s, take my house, just don’t take my level 56 troll rogue!
guy: who the f-ck are you anyway?
the most highly addictive game ever played. it will consume your soul and poison your water supply.
i started playing wow and now i have no life!
a highly entertaining mmorpg that is played by a wide variety of people. some get addicted to it like its crack cocaine, and some only play it a few times a month. the level of addiction all depends on the person playing it.
you know your a heavy world of warcraft player when wow starts interferring with your life. you know your a wow addict when your life starts interferring with your wow.
the world’s most effective form of birth control.
pregnancy, gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes. these are just some of the things that world of warcraft players need not be concerned about.
a computer game whose partic-p-nts apparently don’t know how to correctly make words plural.

hint for wow players: it doesn’t involve an apostrophe.
in wow you can be orc’s, troll’s, undead’s, and the tauren’s. the alliance will get the human’s, gnome’s, dwarve’s, and the night elve’s.
holy f-ck learn some english you dumb-ss
taken mistakenly as a peer to everquest or everquest ii, it is an entertaining game in which a player learns how to cooperate as a team, and harnesses compet-tion, unlike everquest ii. the irony behind half of the definitions under this category is this: if you’d read the back of the box, you would realize that it states “even if you only have a couple of minutes, world of warcraft’s superior quest system offers quick gameplay.” the sad truth is that people don’t want to accept the fact that many of the players on this game have lives, jobs, spouses, ect. they see that it is an mmorpg, and automatically -ssume that it’s a parallel to eq and eq2.
definition conformist: “wow is a game when ppl see no p-ssy and ppl cant get laid, n tehy don have jobs”

world of warcraft player: “actually, i’m a paramedic, and i work when i’m needed, i just got back from a crime scene, a man was shot and wounded, i saved his life. i play this in my spare time when i’m not playing with my dog, coaching my son’s soccer team, spending time with my family or my wife. it’s easy to accomplish something in this game, and it’s fun too! it’s so easy to get involved in the game and have a social life.”

definition conformist: “w/e u nerd, go bak to ur moms bas-m-nt”

world of warcraft player: “er… right o_o”

eq2 player: “yeah i got my quantum physocia nhulth’s armor +1”

world of warcraft player: “congratulations! i’m glad you accomplished your goal. i hope you’re enjoying your game. ^_^”

definition conformist: :eq2 f-gg ur more loser than wow player stupid f-g go hav s-x w/ ur dog”

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