World Of Warcraft Disorder
a severe mental disorder that is virtually incurable. it’s extremely contagious. if a close friend or family member has wowd, get them help as soon as you can. it’s transmitted through online interaction and/or real life social contact. word of mouth is thought to be another means of contraction, but this has not been proven as of yet. there are many symptoms of wowd:
-loss of friends, money, job, etc.
-low care for hygiene, pimples, bad teeth.
-development of the ability to live on only milk and human excrement
-deterioration of the brain
-and/or vomiting, headaches, and death.
there is one upside to wowd, however: most wow users do not do drugs, but instead fap. the reason for this is unknown, but it is thought to occur because of the player’s inability to leave the chair because of the skin’s fusing to the leather.
joe spent 3 years in his room with only 3 gallons of milk and a windows ’96. upon being found living, he was diagnosed with a very mild case of world of warcraft disorder. his face was found to be full of wowd – born pimples, but the doctors had seen much worse.
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