worm jerky
n. what you typically find on the driveway or sidewalk after a prolonged rainy period followed by sunshine – earthworms that washed up from the ground during the rain, only to stiffly dehydrate in the sun.
ew, don’t step on that worm jerky – i hate hearing it crunch underfoot.
where you put you and your gay partners erected p-n-s together in each side of a chinese finger trap and m-st-rb-t- vigorously until the warm c-m diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners p-n-s.
me and jack tried worm jerky last friday night.
n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.
“ew, don’t step on that worm jerky – it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner.”
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