worthful


adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it’s not a real word…yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often -ssociate with a socialite or fun-loving party hopping individual, etc. to be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

related words: non-worthful, adj. to be non-worthful is to behave in ways that are of now value to anyone yourself included. non-worthful behavior includes drinking a 40 on a weekday morning, clubbing 5 nights a week, shopping sprees in the middle of exams, etc. etc.
example:
here’s to another night of non-worthful partying baby!

hey b-tches, cant make dinner at b-tter because i need to be worthful in the library for like 3 hours, but i’ll meet up with you at aer. xoxo.

let’s do something worthful for like an hour and then start drinking.
something or someone that has a value, whether emotional or otherwise.
he is a worthful person to me.
socialite slang for being productive; a good person; doing something other than partying…

(worthy doesnt do it because you can only be worthy of something. but ‘worthful’ is so much more. it implies carefree, naieve wanting to be a good person..?)
1) i totally want to do something worthful for humanity…

2) i’m gonna go try to be worthful in the library before c-cktail hour…
adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it’s not a real word…yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often -ssociate with a socialite or fun-loving party hopping individual, etc. to be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

related words: non-worthful, adj. to be non-worthful is to behave in ways that are of now value to anyone yourself included. non-worthful behavior includes drinking a 40 on a weekday morning, clubbing 5 nights a week, shopping sprees in the middle of exams, etc. etc.
hey b-tches, cant make dinner at b-tter because i need to be worthful in the library for like 3 hours, but i’ll meet up with you at aer. xoxo.

let’s do something worthful for like an hour and then start drinking.

i’m going to be way more worthful at brown this semester.

contrary to worthful is non-worthful. example:
here’s to another night of non-worthful partying baby!
adj. socialite/carefree/party girl/ditz slang for describing the act of being of some purpose to society or anything for that matter. implicit by the grammatically erroneous nature of the word (since it’s not a real word…yet) is the innocent, fun-loving naiveity that is often -ssociate with a socialite. to be worthful means to be productive, to be person of substance, for however short a period of time.

related words: non-worthful, adj. to be non-worthful is be unproductive.
sh-t, time to be worthful in the library since spent the whole weekend drinking cosmos by the pool…ehh..

i totally need to go and do something worthful for humanity for an hour.

this semester at brown, i’m going to be way more worthful.

contrary to worthful is non-worthful. example:
here’s to another night of non-worthful partying baby!
sh-t i was so non-worthful in the library tonight–i spent the whole time trolling facebook.

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