wotacism


n. the inability to properly pr-nounce the letter ‘r’. (in one of the greatest, most insensitive f-ck-yous built in to the english language, this would properly be spelled ‘rhotacism’, but anyone who suffers from it is doomed to mispr-nounce it.) famous wotacists include jonathan ross (“woss”), elmer (“elmuh”) fudd, and homestar runner (“homestah wunnuh”).
“stwong bad? …stwong bad, i bwought back yoh tape of old mistuh wizuhd’s… okay, i’ll just leave it on the floh.”

“be vewy vewy quiet… i’m huntin’ wabbits! heh-heh-heh-heh!”

“yes, i have a pwoblem pwonouning my ‘ah’s. it’s called wotacism, look it up.” “so what letter does that start with?” “f-ck you, that’s what it stahts with.”

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