Wotsit
a cheesy puffy crisp it is orange
oh my god i love wotsits specially the really cheesy ones
a name for an vague item, or something whose name you have forgotten. an abbreviation of “what’s it called?”
dude, p-ss me that wotsit, you know, that thingymajig, that doofer.
name for those who wear foundation so ridiculously orange they look like they just rolled in wotsits, usually also have extensions tht look like sk-nky string. most too have spiders legs for eyelashes and white lips from their wotsit foundation.
most also stuff their bras with icelands discount chicken fillets and use streaky fake tan mostly just on their legs for some unknown reason
“er, lets cross the road those wotsits are over there”
“dont let her touch you, she’s a wotsit, she’ll ruin your clothes with orange patches!”
a person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly uns-xual way. also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. the result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive s-x drive.
tasha: omg samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
samantha: yar, i know. ewwww, that is totally unfetch. she basically smells of porc now
tasha: totally
something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger
dude man, you’ve eaten way to many wotsits, you’re a ginger!
a doofer
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