Wouldn’t shout if a shark bit him
description of a freeloader.
‘to shout’ is to buy someone a drink in australia.
wayne: ‘is it just me or does jason go to the dunny whenever it’s his round’
bruce: ‘nah, that c— wouldn’t shout if a shark bit him!’
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