wounded seagull

the wounded seagull is an advanced s-x maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner’s forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. if properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. this continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party’s fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
d-ck gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
a term used to describe a s-xual position, or situation. often used during an orgy. this particular “maneuver” is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 p-n-s’ at a time. a p-n-s in her v-g-n-, one in her left and right hands, one in the -n-s and one in the mouth. with all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
while watching my p-rn today. i elected to hold-off until i saw her preform the wounded seagull with five guys at once! after that, it was all over.
the act of breaking your partner’s arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.
jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.
definition 1: the “wounded seagull” is a term for when you are having s-x on a beach, and you abruptly remove your p-n-s from your partners v-g-n- and, stick or roll your p-n-s in the sand, then re-insert your p-n-s into your partner’s v-g-n-.

definition 2: the wounded seagull is also the name of a bar in crawford hall at wabash college in crawfordsville indiana, usa.
(1) “i pulled a wounded seagull on my girlfriend last night, and now she not speaking to me anymore.”

(2) “i went to the wounded seagull last night and wound up doing shots of tequila and subsequently sat in a trash can full of broken gl-ss, vomitted all over my pants, stripped naked and ran around.”