Wowch

typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.
boggs: my buddy got converse all stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
goz: what the sh-t? his whole feet?
boggs: f-ck yeah! his feet look like two pairs of chucks.
goz: wowch! that is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!
signifying more pain than a simple “ouch!” justifies.
wowch! i just stubbed my toe on a curb!
an exclamation. a mix of wow and ouch, as in being suprised by the astonishing pain or shock of what just happened.
“i just read that the queen called princess diana a wh-r-…wowch!”
somthing surprisingly painful
wowch! that campfire is f-ckin hot!
when someone can’t decide if they want to say “wow” or “ouch” so the two words get slurred together.
guy 1: yo dude you see what happened to snooki on jersey sh-r-?

guy 2: i know, i was like wowch! she got pwned!
what to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something cr-ppy and/or painful does at the same time.
just as he pulls in to his house, dan sees that he has the car he’s always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it’s superbowl sunday, and he’s just won the lottery. amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the b-lls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his -ss.

dan: wowch!!!!
when something is aweinspiringly painful sounding. a contraction of the words wow and ouch.
girl 1: i was at school yesterday, and i fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.

girl 2: wowch. that takes talent.