wowed
when an unattractive nerd like person see’s a person they find attractive, they mouth the word “wow”.
i was driving my car and slowed down to turn the corner when some ugly balding nerd with taped up broken gl-sses wowed me as i drove past.
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to get punked or to get embar-ssed. anything that would make a crowd of people say “ohhh that kid got wowed”
my dog farted on my bed and jumped off to let me smell the stench. my -ss god wowed
to be annihilated in front of everyone that has ever cared about you. the root of the word, “wow”, stems from the mmorpg “word of warcraft”. this game alone has caused the death of hundreds, if not thousands of lan centers across the world. being “wowed” is quite possibly the worst thing ever to happen to a person. it can end with frequent emo characteristics.
“dude, brad richter just got wowed. i feel bad for him. maybe we should send his family a care package.”
that lan center got its @$$ wowed.
taylor just wowed me; i think i’ll go listen to some h.h. and mutilate myself.
to be high on cocaine.
man, i was so wowed last night, i couldn’t even sleep because i blew so many lines.
wowed is when a world of warcraft nerd gets journtis desiease from almost super glueing there fingers to there £100 keyboards and there £70 best ever mouses which are actually a rip off from poundland. wowed ppl dont like light only artificial lamps and they dont ever leave there rooms only for food because the sh-ters in there room. they even pay for this experience what lame ppl.
wtf look at that dude he must play wow cause hes wowed. hes got a keyboard and mouse stuck to his d-ck.
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