WOWsexual


wau-sek-shoo-uhl, noun

a fan of the blizzard online video game, world of warcraft who has allowed his or her life in-game to impact his or her intimate relationships. this person would rather level up than have s-x with their husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, or domestic partner. frequently s-xual behaviors are performed during patch downloads and computer reboots. many develop relationship issues and become chronically single, relegating the act of s-x to masturbation via the aid of online p-rnography. may also engage in online s-xual roleplay, or cybers-x.

—related forms
wow·s-x·u·al·ly, adverb
wow·s-x·u·al, adjective
“i would love to date john if he wasn’t so wows-xual.”

“sam’s wows-xuality makes her so annoying!”

“i think i just got wows-xually har-ssed!”

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