Wreath
a holiday term for marijuana-pot, the word spoken aloud sounds like a shortened form of marijuana’s nickname, reefer.
santas got a sleigh full of wreath wrapped tighter than mrs clauses p-ssy
a wreath \ˈrēth\ is a large gr-ss bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your sh-tty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. it was created, in most circ-mstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion s-x inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.
kari: “oh susan that’s a beautiful ring of of weeds and sticks! and what gave you the idea to nail such a delightful a clump of sh-t to your door?”
susan: “well thank you kari! it’s actually a wreath i saw in a target catalog! oh and the need to distract my self from my inevitable suicide.”
hair sprouting in a ring-like fashion around the -sshole.
sometimes, people hang a wreath on the back door!
seeing her wreath made me want to bray.
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