Wrigleyville Standoff
when 2 (drunk) individuals approach a single toilet restroom at the same time, and it’s unclear who should go first. occasionally, it results in a tie, whereby both individuals use the facilities simultaneously.
downed 7 old styles and ran to the jon during halftime. this other guy was doing the same, which resulted in a wrigleyville standoff
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