wrinkle bunny

a woman, usually 50 or older, that is upper middle cl-ss or richer, think she had or had a body like a playboy bunny in younger years; has endearing qualities like a bunny rabbit; sun worshiper, resulting in very wrinkled skin; natural bronzed skin or fake tan; big hair, and/or especially ‘bottle’ blondes; wears very flashy and expensive jewelry (gold, platinum, diamonds, rubies, emeralds, sapphires, etc); attention-getting fashions for all occasions; may have overly white and perfect teeth/dentures; attempting an overall glamorous affect. gregarious to flamboyant personality. can be found visiting or living in sunny desert, semi-tropical or tropical climates, especially seaside locations.
carole channing

in training: cindy mccain

other possibilities, living or deceased: mae west, claudette colbert, jayne mansfield, rita hayworth, ivana trump; dolly parton, cybil sheppard, fran drescher, debbie reynolds, ann miller, marlene deitrich.

not eligible to be or become a wrinkle bunny: any former miss america that did not appear in playboy; girl-next door types (jane powell, june allison, sandra dee, annette funicello, valerie bertinelli, melissa joan hart); good girls gone bad (judy garland, lindsey lohan); barbra streisand, susan sarandon (pretentious hollywood liberals); liberal politicians (hillary, nancy pelosi, barbara boxer, etc.); leona helmsley (too darn mean).

wrinkle bunnies can be seen on many beaches or at poolside, on cruise ships, at country clubs; at chic shopping areas, especially in central & s. florida; southern california; las vegas, scottsdale/phoenix, dallas, new york, chicago, washington dc, atlanta, denver and some other cities. may be also seen at any place known as “riviera” or “gold coast”; southern europe, australia, s. africa, israel, brazil, thailand, etc.