wrong boner
an erection (or b-n-r) achieved whilst watching inappropriate or even non-s-xual material, such as scenes featuring:
1. incest
2. children
3. people dressed as manatees
4. cartoon characters
5. etc.
“i got such a wrong b-n-r watching…”
1. the s-x scene in oldboy
2. natalie portman in leon
3. manatee p-rn
4. a pixelated sonic the hedgehog with p-rn sounds added on youtube
5. a picture of a shoe
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