WTF Virgin


a girl/woman who for religious or other reasons decides that she will only have -n-l s-x because it ‘doesn’t count’ as actual s-x. this contradicts the more common belief that -n-l s-x is actually a step further than regular s-x. this leads intelligent people around her to scratch their heads and say, “what the f-ck?!”
marquis: ayo jennie told me she a virgin, about to take that tonight.

grant: naw man she a wtf virgin, she gives up the back door all day. the front is tight as h-ll but around back sh-t look like the astrodome.

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