WTFJ
wtfj = what the f-ck jesus
used when it could have only been jesus that did it… or you are using jesus as a scape goat… you bad person you.
so jesus was all like oh no i’ll die for your sins. but then he came back and i was all like ‘wtfj? are we sinned again?’
so lightning struck my cat today and i was like wtfj?
wat the freak jock strap
i knw like wtfjs
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