wtfu
abbreviated version of “wake the f-ck up”. used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is afk and somebody wants to talk to them. see also stfu
abbreviation, short hand text for “wake the f-ck up”.
i.e: get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.
1. please wtfu, he doesn’t like you!
2. dear world, please wtfu!
3. i wish this girl would wtfu and stop behaving like an idiot.
an acronym that stands for “well thats f-cked up.” used when “wtf” is just not enough.
guy 1: “dude i gave my gf head last night while she had a blue waffle!”
guy 2 -makes face-: wtfu!
abbreviation for woman the f-ck up.
to muster intestinal fort-tude to carry out an otherwise difficult or challenging task.
i didn’t want to go work out, but i had to wtfu and get off my -ss.
acronym for “warm the f-ck up”. usually said by people who dislike the cold weather and would like to see a warm change.
bobby: man i wish it wtfu.
devon: quit b-tching bro, it’s winter time.
2nd definition to the word
“what the f-cks up?”
yo, wtfu?
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