WTFWJD

what the f-ck would jesus do? a snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist christians to wear apparel with the motto wwjd (what would jesus do).
“…so i had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. i was unsure, so i thought to myself, wtfwjd?”
acronym for “what the f-ck would jesus do”
i am really at a crossroads in my life i wonder wtfwjd?
meaning “what the f-ck would jesus do”

and a fantastic song by the incredible band i set my friends on fire.
i couldn’t decide so i asked myself wtfwjd

boy: have you heard wtfwjd by isfmof?
girl: yes it’s f-cking fantastic!
an acronym simply meaning “what the f-ck would jesus do”

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.
bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.
what-the-f-ck-would-jesus-do?
this acronym has been used to mock and also used in completely opposite circ-mstances that a christian would to reply with wwjd.
it is also a popular song by the band ismfof. i-set-my-friends-on-fire.
“so, there was a p-ssed out girl in my bed. i had to make the right choice on what to do. so i simply said to myself, wtfwjd?
what the f-ck would jesus do
guy 1: lets stab this baby with a fork!

guy 2: dude, wtf wjd?

guy 1: you’re right… a spoon!
a combination of the religious acronym “what would jesus do?” mixed with the popular secular expression of “what the f-ck?” commonly used by secularists who have converted from christianity to reality.

in a situation where ethics should be used in the making a decision and your are selfish and don’t care about other people, then use the phrase “what the f-ck would jesus do?”
when you are drunk and and some sl-t wants you to sleep with her….ask yourself “wtfwjd?”

when a homeless person asks you for money…blatantly refuse and say “wtfwjd?”

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