Wulf


wulf is much as chafing, except it is only focused around your ball sack or between b-tt cheeks. to catch a wulf you have to be sweating a lot and moving around, sitting down on a cold piece of ground usually doesnt help either. wulfing causes this itchy and annoying feeling, almost like a wulf bit you. you can think of it in the way that you have a wulf constantly biting into your b-tt or b-lls. to get rid of a wulf one must run faster than him, which is impossible, or you can go to the ocean and put some salty water into his snout and drown him.
1) oh man, i’ve been busting my b-lls all day running around sweating, then i sat down on a cold marble stone and caught a nasty wulf.
2) look that kid is walking funny, i think he’s got a wulf.
3) it sucks to take your girlfriend out for a dinner, while you have a wulf, that way you have to pay for 3.
dark elven character from the popular mmorpg, gothador. formerly of cult aplha elite and then fabrica leti. was one of the top most powerful players until a 6-month hiatus from the game in the summer of 2005. returned to gothador a much weaker player. wulf wandered the realms of gothador until he became a member of fabrica leti once again. he is slowly gaining strength and simply enjoying his life as an old man of the realms.

what is in store for this character, only time and boredom will tell.
wulf? yeah i heard o him. ain’t he that big ol’ dark elf that ain’t so big no mo’? 🙁
wulf is much like a wolf, except with bigger lipstick.
crazywulf has big lipstick

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