wumbo


eating ones p–p

the art of p–p eating
that guy sucks! i bet he wumbos
“the opposite of mini”. direct definition from spongebob squarepants, season 3, episode 1, “mermaidman and barnacleboy iv”.
i wumbo. you wumbo. he- she- me… wumbo. wumbo; wumboing; we’ll have thee wumbo; wumborama; wumbology; the study of wumbo. it’s first grade, spongebob!
wumbo. the word is mention in season 3 episode 1 of spongebob squarepants, but what does it mean. clearly it is the opposite of mini, but what is it beyond that? by combining the two words jumbo and waddle, you create wumbo, a complication that causes rather large people to waddle when they walk. wumbologits study the field of wumbology, the study of wumbo. the equation to determine whether or not someone is indeed wumbo is:

circ-mference of the waist
——————— x number of taken to walk a foot
your shoe size

this equation gives you your wumbo index number or “wumbex”
based on averages, a normal number would be under 5. anything over 5
means you are wumbo.

there is also a number of conditions -ssociated with being wumbo, heres two examples:

1. wumbo by proxy- people who hang around wumbo people so much that they two being to waddle
2. psychosomatic wumbo- people who are not wumbo but waddle anyway
“wow that guy over there is really wumbo”
adjective – an antonym for the word ‘mini’. often learned in the first grade.

noun – the study of wumbo. also known as wumbology.

verb – the act of wumboing. can be used in the forms wumbo, wumboing.
adjective –

“you got it put to ‘m’ for ‘mini’ when it should be set to ‘w’ for wumbo.”

“it’s first grade, spongebob.”

noun –

“wumbology, the study of wumbo.”

verb –

“i wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing,” etc.
it is the opposite of mini.
wumbology the study of wumbo
“you have it set for mini when it should be set for wumbo!”

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