Wump

1) band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) a fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying “this is my wump…” and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying “wump”
3) a play on wumbo
4) a descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) the act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a br-ss instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) if all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of wump is 42
7) g-d
1) -band kid trips on tuba-
wump
2) “how was your day?”
“it was very wump thank you”
not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.
human #1: ahhh, a wasp!

human #2: you wump.
when you go for a dump and end up having a w-nk aswell
oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.
the act of humping someone with clothes on (as in dry humping) but becoming wet because of it.
“why are scotts pants all wet?”
“because he and gina were wumping hardcore.”
a small fiery explosion that makes a “wump” noise.
if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will “wump”. “hey guys, lets go make a wump!”
to throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an -ss hole.
wump: “dude!! ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!”
wimp plus wuss equal wump
jeff is a wump that goes to bed at 7:30pm
verb. noun.
the act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an “oomph!” sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. afterwards you just lay there.
one day, i tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed….
i wumped on my best friend

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