wumph
the single most pleasing word in existence. wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.
wumph!!! -proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year-
to hit a pigeon in the face with a book
i wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained
someone who’s -n-s has completely fallen out, like totally no -ss what-so-eva.
oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed
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