wurban
a white person who pretends to be a city gangster, but has neither been to a city, or met an actual gangster.
farmer jones yells at his wurban son:
“you can harvest wheat with a pistol, boy.”
“shut up pops, i’m a gansta!”
“you ain’t never been more than thirty miles from this here farm and you know it.”
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