wut

1. an expression similar in meaning to the word “what”

2. a “leet” word for what

3. a remark most commonly used after a party has told a ridiculous/unbelievable story. after a pause the listener responds “wut” or “lol wut”
sean: yea, so the other day i was on my way to the store and i saw a homeless person steal a woman’s baby and smother it in bbq sauce only to be tackled by the one and only race danger.

me: …… lol wut?
another spelling of the word “wat.” used in response to an unclear or absurd statement when seeking to clarify it or expose said absurdity. commonly used on internet message boards or online games, the word was originally used in 1337 speak and chat language, but has since been used humorously in many cases.
gentleman #1: salutations, sir! have you recently experienced any notable situations worthy of discussion and/or regaling?
gentleman #2: why, yes! i was engaged in intercourse with a fine lady, and suddenly the easter bunny sprang from her v-g-n-l area and started defecating on my chest! there was confetti everywhere!
gentleman #1: wut
a shorter variation of “what.” something someone says when they are baffled or confused.
-online chat- dad: son ur adopted. son: wut.
this can be considered a shortened form of ‘what’ but for some, simply using ‘wut’ and nothing else as a response shows somethings stupidity. saying ‘wut’ after a response or something that someone has said that doesn’t make sense is like saying ‘huh?’ really sarcastically.
(statuses on facebook)
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