WW I Shit
a bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future sh-ts. such a sh-t only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as taco bell, jack-in-the-box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. it is a sh-t that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. this sh-t is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have sh-t out all of your future sh-ts before you have had them.
omg, dude. after going for breaking the 16 record from that crave case from white castle, i took a ww i sh-t. i had my phone next to me just in case i had to call 911. it took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. next time i’ll let sheeky take my place in the compet-tion while i order fries, a milkshake, and a medium mountain dew. he is a stronger man than i will ever dream of.
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