WWCBD
when charlie brookers teachings are the doctrine by which you live you life. to, when faced with a decision or dilemma whether it be a matter of extreme moral complexity or what flavour crisps to have, think “what would charlie brooker do?” and then do likewise. this will in 100% of situations result in a caustic response, the first commandment in the book of brooker being ‘thou shalt be caustic at all times’.
“why did guy jordan spend so long thinking about whether he wanted a cup of tea and then say yes in such an acerbic fashion?”
“haven’t you seen his wwcbd wristband? he’s a devout brookerite”.
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