WWFD


what would the founders do?
ron paul always asks “what would the founders do” (wwfd)?

website inliberty has the official wwfd wristbands which ask just that!
what would farting do. a question you will commonly ask yourself when your holding in a fart and are unsure if the fart would effect you in your current situation.
“man, i really gotta ripp one, but there are all these people around, should i slip it or should i avoid the awkwardness? w.w.f.d?”

would the fart be too loud?
would the fart reak nasty?
means what would fobbitt do?

for all those soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, coasties who do not leave the wire. complian because they did not have the favorite food at the chow hall. b-tch when bk, hardees, kfc, green bean, starbucks, nathans does not have the noraml meal, drink in stock. bunch og jammering kywags. complain about your uniform being to soil to eat after a patrol in the chow hall
soldier a–man the was rough patrol is the chow hall still open
soldier b- yeah
marine- do you think i can get in there like this.
air man- no, i think a fobbitt may be mad.
sailor, coastie– yeah, man w.w.f.d.?
marine– your right i will go change
a acronym for “what would fonzie do?”

used by those wise enough to follow the teachings of arthur fonzarelli aka the fonz from the 1970s sitcom happy days
before i do anything i ask myself “wwfd” for it was the wise the fonz who once said: “you ain’t n-body until you do what you want!”
what would flash do? something so unbelievable that it has to be true.
i told my wife i went out to pick up dinner and showed up a week later after meeting some girl and went to vegas. wwfd. i went home and brought week old dinner and pretended like nothing was unusual
what would flash do – the most reckless and irresponsible thing available at the time
…..wwfd
wwfd= what would fluffy do
i/s person 1: ugh you’re an idiot
i/s person 2 -doesn’t know what to say-: zomg wwfd!!!???

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