WWJBD
acronym for “what would james bond do?”
used when one wonders what james bond would do if he was in that particular situation be it difficult, humorous, strenuous, easy etc.
you’re tied to a chair and are being whacked in the b-lls with a rope by some creepy looking dude.
wwjbd?!
he’d laugh his -ss off and inform the dude that the whole world’s gonna know he died scratching his b-lls.
etc
acronym for “what would jack bauer do?!?!”
person 1: you have 24 hours to save the world
person 2: wwjbd!!
what would james bond do
when you’re in a sh-tbox situation, you needs the brilliance, charisma, slyness, and sheer will of james bond.
oh sh-t…i thought this one night stand 3-way with these 2 smokin russian hotties was too easy…b-tches tied me up and are planning on using a big ol’ table mounted laser to kill me…hmm…w.w.j.b.d.?
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