WWotM
this is the caucasian female that the major news outlets are most breathlessly talking and writing about at the present time.
dude 1: i feel sorry for the wwotm.
dude 2: huh? what for?
dude 1: um… because she’s got nine kinds of cancer, dumb-ss.
dude 2: man, that was last week’s wwotm. forget her. people die. this week’s wwotm is set for life.
dude 1: why?
dude 2: she almost got killed trying to burn off a tattoo with a george foreman grill. she’s suing them, and she’s gonna get like ten million dollars.
dude 1: sweet!
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