xanthius
xanthius is the term for the lord of all octopodes. xanthius has the right to rule over all those with the name ari. those with the name xanthius have a silver band around their wrist which give them power. all those who seek to take the power will be struck down with the power of 8000 bl–dy farts.
“you see that ari over there?”
“yeah man, what about her?”
“she belongs to xanthius you know”
“ofcourse she does, her name is ari”
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