xbone

xbone is a s-xual act where one partner is standing with legs a few feet apart forming the bottom part of an “x” while the other is doing a hand stand with legs spread forming the top part of an “x”. this is done during intercourse and usually requires physically fit individuals, especially the one doing the hand stand.
“hey breh, i xboned my girl last night. she has so much upper body strength breh. she farted though…
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microsoft’s third console. the xbox, the 360, the xbone. 1. xbox (sixth generation) 2. xbox 360 (seventh generation) 3. xbox one (eighth generation).
her: hey, have you heard about the xbone? it sounds a lot like a $500 voice-activated tv remote.
him: i guess that’s what happens when the brain dead with sub-human iq take over your marketing department?
xbone – the next generation console by microsoft. specifically designed to bone as many victims that it can, by deceiving them into purchasing an overpriced 13in black d-ld-. starting at just 500$, you can purchase this big black behemoth and start dry f-cking the money right out of your wallet. key features include: loss of friends (since those friends will all be having fun with their new ps4, computer, or doing something productive with their life) and a detachable smaller d-ld- you can give to your friend when he want to borrow one of your games.
“hey man, is anything wrong? you have been acting different since you got that new xbone?”

“uhm, i don’t know if i really want talk about it.”

“i’m here for you buddy.”

“i’m scared. ever since i bought it, i was waking up with this strange -ss pain and all the money missing from my wallet. then the other night, it came into my room. it pushed me on to the bed. i said ‘no! not like this, but it had its way with me.’ i just…i just haven’t been the same since.”
pr-nounced ex-bone; a term used to describe the new xbox one in a derogatory fashion. in what can only be described as having a “b-n-r” for the new xbox release, both fanboys and tech enthusiasts alike were heavily disappointed by the release information for the new console, as well as restrictions on gameplay and always on requirements. deflating the “b-n-r” as it were that the once excited crowd once had.
“dude, you see the features on the xbox one?”
“you mean the xbone? yea, makes me wanna go back to a pc”
an abbreviation for xbox one, the third video game console released by microsoft. seemingly originated as a marginally easier way to type the name in social networks, the term was soon adopted by skeptics using it to derisively refer to the console after its controversial introduction.
no way in h-ll i’m touching the xbone, man. always-on mic and kinect cam? i already have enough with my neighbors spying on me in my living room.
a further development of the orwellian utopia in the united surveillance of america

people b-tch about it now but will buy it anyway.
after the initial whine is gone sales will go on as usual.
just another small step down the hill.
you’re xboned, enjoy.
double penetration.

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that girl would probably be happier after an xbone.
last night me and a buddy had fun during an xbone with that girl we met at the bar.
ms sure likes to xbone their customers.
so after i buy this game i still have to buy a service to play it online… i feel like i’m getting xboned here.
that was a crazy party last night, i feel like i was xboned…. what do you mean all we did was play video games? my b-tt hurts.
with xbone an -n-lyst can collect data from external and internal data sources and quickly load them in-memory and start -n-lyzing.

xbone was launched as an app from the business intelligence company targit in fall 2012 and is based on noetl, nosql, in-memory technology enabling user to perform self-service -n-lytics through targit decision suite
i used xbone to -n-lyze my data