xboned
when you pay the price for getting an xbone.
him: what, they want another $60 again?
her: you are so xboned.
the act of getting boned by microsoft’s upcoming xbox one system. this can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.
guy 1: my internet won’t be fixed for another three days so i can’t play my new fifa 14
guy 2: you totally got xboned
refers to anyone who bought the xbox one
dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!
…… bro you got xboned in the -ss.
when you find out the game you want is only for the “next gen” console (particularly the xbox one). thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. you then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.
ex. “dude i really want the next call of duty but it’s only for the next gen consoles. i’m totally getting xboned by activision.”
when two cars collide head-on with a car in between and perpendicular to them, forming an “x” shape.
“i boned my girlfriend, then got x-boned pulling out… of her driveway.”
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