Xebulon
top definition
n. a 400+lb sh-thead with no s-x life, spotty -ss, and an unnatural fondness for pictures of livestock. main interest are killing cats and pretending to have a pulse.
not intelligent enough to be a nerd, too ugly to be rosie o’donnell’s -ss. it must be xebulon.
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