Xire
this is another word for fecal matter penirating the colon walls and seaping into the blood stream resulting in a noxious fume spewing out the -rs- and pores; some say it smells like ninja.
man1: is that xire i smell?
man2: well yessir it is!
homless fella: sorry…
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