xJammi
user who posted first on “portal mari0 game demo – by stabyourself.net” on youtube. sp-wned the meme xjammi is “something”.
xjammi is getting slammed in the head tonight.
a kid on ign who is the opposite of chuck norris. instead of everyone talking about how awesome he is, everyone talks about how much he sucks -ss.
guy 1: xjammi is a guy, but he has a v-g-n- and a not even a big v-g-n-, it’s tiny.
guy 2: xjammi has never had a conversation with anyone before because he’s so pathetic, people don’t want to speak to him.
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