xnxz
when someone is so excited to m-st-rb-t- and hits the z on their keyboard/phone instead of the x and hits search without noticing the typo.
person 1: yo wtf!!! why isn’t xnxx popping up! i can’t m-st-rb-t-?!?
person 2: you dumb-ss….you typed xnxz instead of the xnxx.
person 1: oh thank goodness! i thought the site closed down.
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